Not all of them were gems, so I've dumped those, and just so everyone is clear on the concept, the elipsis (three periods) indicates changing the channel. And with that said, I present for you...
There's a girl and she's got a name and they call her... painful rectal itch. After I'd been using Dove for a week, my husband looked at me and said... Wow, now that's a Chevy. Seagram's Golden Wine Coolers... Recomended by America's top breeders. Hey, you're a good looking guy, but when she sees those flakes, she's gonna think... never had it, never will. Tonight Rush Limbaugh will answer the question... how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-pop? Preparation H shrinks swollen hemmoroidal tissue... for when you want to get kissing close. New Charmin is not only extra-squeezably soft, but you can... Eat all you want! We'll make more! 4 out of 5 dentists recommend brushing with... premium gasoline... it kills the germs that cause bad breath. Sorry Charlie. Starkist wants tuna that tastes great, not... times when I just don't feel "fresh." When you say Budweiser, you've said... the pain reliever doctors prescribe most. New Stayfree Maxi Pads with Dri-weave... The Quicker Picker Upper! Washington Week In Review was made possible by funding from... Satan and his minions When I bake with Crisco shortening, my cookies come out... built Ford tough! He saw her across the room and asked if she'd come by car or swan-drawn chariot. She merely smiled. Between love and madness lies... Blue Star Ointment. What do I do when I've got a whole group of thirsty kids? I give them... the strongest sleep aid you can buy without a prescription. At the Law Offices of Futz & Puck, we believe... sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. When a man you've never met suddenly gives you... Pork, the other white meat... You've got the right one, Baby. Uh-huh! Life, what a wonderful choice... For a limited time only... dealer participation may vary. Can you tell me what cereal you're eating? Yeah, it's Fruit and, uh... the leading overnight laxative. Call the fantasy line and you can talk to women with... dry, cracked, peeling skin. Coming up: Michael Jackson in a candid interview about his music, his marriage, and how he's been affected by... the improved whitening power of Clorox! Microsoft introduces Windows 95... it's a floor wax AND a dessert topping!
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